I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I will pee on everything he values.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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