The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The adults are the big ones right?
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