There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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