do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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