You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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