He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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