Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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