We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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