She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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