I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
