K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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