Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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