I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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