I have demons in me.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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