I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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