I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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