Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Randomize
