lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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