he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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