if only i could text you this smell
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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