That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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