i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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