with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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