Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
