'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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