best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
So here I am, sexting at work.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
