You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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