I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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