My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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