How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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