You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
its not stalking. its research.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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