So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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