I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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