And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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