distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
