she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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