This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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