Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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