she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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