Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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