new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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