So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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