Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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