Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize