Those balls look pretty dangerous.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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