I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I need to stop coming to work sober
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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