Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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