Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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