You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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