Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he was CRYING into my vagina
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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