Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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