You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
