Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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