You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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