I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
She said her name was "party"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Who died my cat blue again?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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