TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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