Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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