'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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